SPRING BREAK, PLAN NOW!
Do not wait, do not hesitate.
Now is the time to set in motion, your profit plan for "SPRING BREAK."
Waiting, like you the Owner and you the General Manager always do, is only
going to cost you huge crowds and chunks of cash.
Bikini Events, of course, but let's realize it's 2008 and offer Bikini
Promotions that are "GREAT."
Start with offering every female contestant a free $75 bikini just for
entering your model search, your Project Bikini Runway Challenge, your
Bikini Wars, your Bikini
Contest, we sell you these fabulous assorted prints that girls go wild
over for just $17 each.
Ask a beer company or liquor company to underwrite their cost.
But remember "Richie's Rant"
"If you don't give out free bikinis 12 to 14 female contestants you can't"
Why hold any Bikini Event with just four or five girls and not even pretty
or knock out girls at that?
I mean don't you get it yet?
By giving females a free $75. Bikini just for participating in your
Promotion, attracts the hot Women, and not the sub par types.
No other Competing bar or club in your area is offering free bikinis, thus
don't you think it makes perfect sense for you to stand out and stand
above your competition?
Sometimes I think Owners need a day long session with Dr. Phil, because
they just don't get it.
Either they are too old, too stubborn, too out of it, or just too lazy.
Go to our Bikini Banner on our Home Page and see for yourself.
ORDER YOUR BIKINIS NOW, WHILE WE HAVE THEM IN STOCK AND ON HAND, JUST CALL
DIANE AT 941-921-7027................
VEGAS, NIGHTCLUB CONVENTION = BORING & STALE
Many Owners of Bars and Nightclubs are not attending this Year's show in
Here are their reasons in their own words:
1. "It's the same exact seminars year after year after year."
2. "The Exhibition Floor offers nothing new, fresh or innovative."
3. "Every Year, it seems to be more Owners and General Managers of Bars
and Clubs get drunk, loaded, it's nothing but a drinkfest."
4. "After the airfare, the hotel, the meals, the expense of the seminar
and the $175. to enter the Exhibition Hall, which this year, each
Exhibitor can offer $75. passes to twenty of their friends or customers" (
5 "The show is now mixed in with a National Restaurant Show and a Beverage
Dealers Show, both of whom have nothing in common with Nightclubs and
Bars, when they are selling
meat cutters and plates and these beverage people own liquor stores"
So, before you waste all your time, money and energy traveling to a show
that you are going to dread, and regret, think about a fresh new approach
and answers to your most challenging problems facing your bar and your
THINK ABOUT CONTACTING ME INSTEAD and save yourself all those headaches
and expenses, and make some serious cash flow this year.
DESPERATE TIMES DO NOT CALL FOR DESPERATE DRINK SPECIALS
Here's a Promotion that a million dollar Nightclub is launching to start
off the Month of February
Friday Nights, Ladies no cover and Ladies drink free from 10pm to 11:30pm.
Desperate Times do not call for desperate drink specials and free cover
Especially, Especially on a Friday Night.
This is a Nightclub with tens of thousands of dollars in lights, sound, a
video wall, yet it all means nothing.
This Nightclub is only going on it's second year in operation.
Add to the liquor costs, and free cover, this Nightclub is advertising in
an Alternative Newspaper that does not even reach the Women they want to
Another waste of about $500. ( The Ad is in Color)
Oh and plus, are you sitting down, they have a band as well.
Expenses= employees, free liquor, free cover charge, Alternative Newspaper
Ad, Live Band,
Total Cost= Thousands of
I would like to ask this Owner, "Can you explain your lack of logic to
But he and yup his partners have no clue.
I repeat Richie's Rant "THERE IS NOT A WOMAN IN A CLUB WHO DOES NOT KNOW
HOW TO HAVE A MALE PATRON BUY HER A DRINK, WHY, WHY, WHY WOULD THE CLUB?
Answer: Because nobody is coming into this club on Friday Nights.
When your Fridays are dead, you have serious, on life support problems.
GAY CLUBS ARE MONEY MAKING MACHINES............
Having just formatted out a Gay Club, I can state unequivocally, there is
nothing but revenue, cash flow and Quality Patrons, providing you Adapt to
a Disciplined Strategy that offers "The Fun" and "The Wow Factors" but not
a single drink special.
The Alternative Lifestyle Customer does not care about the price of a
drink or imported beer, they want to experience a real thrill and chill
There are so many unlimited Events, Themes, Promotions, Concepts,
Challenges, Parties, Celebrations, Gatherings, Happenings that the Gay
Clubber will attend and spend.
But the key is in the marketing, the presentation, the atmosphere and the
Just like operating a Straight bar or club.
With Network TV programming almost nothing but reality TV, due to the
writer's strike, it is more imperative then ever, you be
Creative, original, authentic and first.
HOW CAN YOU COMPETE IF YOU ARE IN RETREAT?
Far too often, for way too long, a Bar Owner, a Pub Owner, a Tavern Owner,
a Sports Bar Owner, will simply
ignore the obvious and operate as if nothing is wrong,
When in fact:
Their business is down by anywhere from 25% to 50%.
Their format is so stale, even the employees morale
Is in the toilet.
Their carpets smell, their bar is chipped, the walls
are in dire need of painting, the bathrooms, nobody
Even wants to use.
The DJ dreads even spinning.
The Sign has light bulbs that need replacing.
The dance floor is warped, the liquor bottles behind
The bar are full of dust.
The A/C Vents are loaded with disgusting dust and slime.
The Parking Lot looks like a pig pen.
The Front Entrance has more computer generated signs then a border
crossing into the USA.
DEAL WITH WHAT IS REAL!
Yes, we are in a recession.
Yes, times are challenging.
No, you do not need to give the bar away to attract patrons.
No, you do not need radio spots to bring patrons in.
No, you do not need to attend a convention in Vegas to learn how to pack
No, you do not need to print up 10,000 flyers and hope someone reads them,
and everyone responds to them.
No, you do not need to book a certain Guest DJ to pack your place.
No, you do not need to cater to punks, thugs, and trash to take in cash.
No, you do not need to offer sleaze, and trash such as girls gone wild to
draw in crowds.
The Founder of GGW is sitting in a jail cell right now awaiting another
in Florida, why would you want anything to do with your Bar, your Club and
I have so many High Energy, Patron Packing, "FUN" and "WOW" Concepts, that
you are missing out on.
No more giving everything away to just have bodies inside to dance and
When do you finally "GET IT"?
OK, you have read, absorbed, thought about, and debated, now do you
continue to take it or now are you ready to make it?
Call Rich Unger at 941-921-7027 or e-mail
Empty Bar Stools, Dormant Dance Floor, Idle Parking Lot, the choice is